Hi, I’m still around. I’ve just been having too many fandom feels lately, so I decided to stick to the source material for a little while. I’ll probably be back to spamming next week or so!

Posted Sep 7, 14

Anonymous Asks

Hello! Hate to bother you all,but I was wondering when the new stories will be posted this year and if the mini bang will still be held this year also?

spbigbang:

Hi! Thanks for asking; you’re not a bother! We’re a little bit behind schedule right now, as both of us have been extra busy recently, but we’re looking to launch pretty soon, like next week? Maybe? We’re in the process of hashing it out exactly. We have a lot of art to resize, upload, and embed. Sit tight! We’ll keep you updated here when we have an exact date.

Meanwhile, we do plan to do a mini-bang, and it’s always been our mission to run these challenges so long as people are interested. So if you’re interested we’ll be here!

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I found a copy of the Twilight AU that became 50 Shades of Grey.

thewinterwidow:

princess-sparklemullet:

ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

Oh my god it has those banner photoshop graphics we all spent at least a week thinking were really cool and a sign of a quality fic

Reblogging again because her ff.net profile still exists, though it doesn’t have anything on it.

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17,112 notes | Posted Jul 25, 14

northstarfan:

blithefool:

stem-cell:

reidavidson:

I was doodling x-kids and liked how this sketch turned out so I inked it.
stem-cell should color it.  *nodnod*

Oh I should, should I?

Yes. Yes, you should.

Yes, please?

northstarfan:

blithefool:

stem-cell:

reidavidson:

I was doodling x-kids and liked how this sketch turned out so I inked it.

stem-cell should color it.  *nodnod*

Oh I should, should I?

Yes. Yes, you should.

Yes, please?

36 notes | Posted Jul 25, 14

SDCC: Marvel: Avengers & X-Men "AXIS" - Comic Book Resources

stem-cell:

JOSH. JOSH. JOSH.

6 notes | Posted Jul 25, 14

dislap:

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crypticrose:

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bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went OK.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…OMg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

So I finally found the science side

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365,591 notes | Posted Jul 25, 14

grimorie:

Screencap redraw meme! What do you mean that’s not what the scene was like i see no difference

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2,426 notes | Posted Jul 25, 14

original sins #4 

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848 notes | Posted Jul 25, 14

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amporeon:

IMPORTANT: So they had these cards in the women’s restrooms at this doctor’s office that I was at. I’m really happy that they put them in there because it makes it easier for a woman to escape an abusive relationship without the abuser expecting anything. It gives me hope when I see things like this.

Oh yes, because women are never abusers.

I never said that they can’t/ aren’t. I’m well aware that some women are. I was just trying to talk about a positive thing that I found in a restroom. Don’t turn my post into something that it’s not. God fucking damn it, it’s like you can’t talk about something positive on this site without someone trying to ruin it or twist the original posters words.

Thank you so much for the positive post, and the VERY true words at the asshole commenting on your post. This is the exact reason why I don’t like this website sometimes. Christ.

If you have to qualify Situation A with “but Situation B happens, too,” do you actually give a shit about Situation B? Or are you looking for ways to derail Situation A?

^

40% of domestic violence is experienced by men, do you suppose they also put these cards in the men’s restroom?

Wouldn’t seeing these cards in the restroom alert abusers that there were probably the same cards in the other gender restroom, possibly making them more violent and cutting off their partner even more from resources that could help them?

This seems ill thought out. Unless, of course, they are only in the women’s restroom. In which case they are ignoring 40% of domestic violence victims. I wonder why.

getting really tired of this 40% myth and how frequently everyone scrambles to believe it because they want to look reasonable and fair.

While some people may believe that there is a higher reported incidence of women experiencing violence by their male partners due to men underreporting when they are victims, the reality is the opposite. In 2008, 72 percent of the intimate partner violence against males and 49 percent of the intimate partner violence against females was reported to police.Catalano, Smith, Snyder, & Rand (2009). Bureau of Justice Statistics Selected Findings: Female Victims of Domestic Violence. U.S. Department of Justice, Office of Justice Programs, NCJ 228356.

Researcher Elspeth McInnes…  recounts some of her research that showed that when men talked about women’s violence against men, some cited abuse as not having a hot meal on the table, not having the children bathed before bed, or women spending money on gambling or shopping. At the more severe end of the spectrum, they nominated verbal and emotional violence as abuse. Then, a tiny minority documented physical abuse, and an even smaller minority named sexual abuse. 

“Women were talking about being run over, being drugged and raped at knifepoint, having their children dangled over high rise balconies till they did as they were told and of course you get verbal and emotional violence,” says McInnes. “When we were talking about physical violence against men, one of the worst examples was that she banged his head with the cupboard door – which isn’t good – but the sheer level of fear, harm and terror that women talked about was simply not present in what the men’s data showed.” 

The vast majority of domestic assaults are committed by men. Even when men are victimized, 10% are assaulted by another man. In contrast, only 2% of women who are victimized are assaulted by another woman.2

Two studies have found that at least 40% of police officer families experience domestic violence, (1, 2) in contrast to 10% of families in the general population.(3) A third study of older and more experienced officers found a rate of 24% (4), indicating that domestic violence is 2-4 times more common among police families than American families in general.

in conclusion while domestic abuse hotlines in men’s bathrooms would be great too, women are the majority of victims of violent, life-threatening domestic abuse by a lot more than 40%, and men are still the majority of perpetrators of violent, life threatening domestic abuse, even to other men and boys. this is not a remotely equivalent situation.

using abused men and boys to prop up the myth that women abuse men right back nearly as much is toxic, abhorrent nonsense. we need to cut it the fuck out. 

58,769 notes | Posted Jul 24, 14

http://moniquill.tumblr.com/post/92738228441/palaceofposey-aiffe-tarrloks-butt

palaceofposey:

aiffe:

tarrloks-butt:

warsfeils:

gavinserection:

Remember when

  • Smuts were known as lemons
  • Yaoi Warnings ( Don’t Like, Don’t Read! )
  • Character x Character instead of Character/Character
  • Every Time We Touch videos, and the forgotten Listen To…

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130,589 notes | Posted Jul 24, 14